Note to Self...see a therapist

(No, not for the reasons that some of you are thinking, but you might see that in a future "note to self...")
Find a therapist to deal with your fear of spiders.

Note to Self...Don't get cocky

Don't get cocky and think you can try new roads home in the dark with no TomTom on the wrong side of the road on the wrong side of the car. You just might end up in some village you've never heard of.

Note to Self..."Brellie"

Always have a "brellie" (umbrella) in the car at all times. And while your at it a rain coat and boots. The sky can open at any time.

And, while I'm at it, who can in all seriousness call it that?